The Disturbance of Yuuka Kazami

An arachnid intruder provided readers on Twitter with entertainment.

yuka_kazami HOLY FUCK GIGANTIC SPIDER FDHGEHGHWS

yuka_kazami IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK BIG WHEN I TAKE A PICTURE OF IT

yuka_kazami FUCK HE’S CLIMGING ACROSS MY HARUHI TOWEL, GET OFF OF HARUHI-SAMA!!!

yuka_kazami OH SHIT, I TURNED AROUND TO TYPE THAT NOW IT’S GONE FUCKFUCKFUCFUF

What will the outcome of this startling series of events be?  Will Yuuka Kazami defend her home and hearth?  Or will the minions of Shelob prevail?

Published in: on October 20, 2009 at 5:14 PM  Comments (9)  
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Raid on DancingQueen’s Base Reveals Army

Socal, California – In what police are describing as “a raid of epic proportions,” long-standing anime blogger DancingQueen has been revealed to be secretly building a private army.

In retrospect, the signs have been up for some time now. DancingQueen first posted a link to a sale at DannyChoo, wherein she claimed to have simply amassed too many figurines over the years.  Bloggers responded sympathetically, as the rapidly declining global economy had forced many of them to curtail their own hobbies and recreational activities.  Now, though, her actions stand revealed in a far more sinister light.

“The evidence is clear,” said Detective Morino Ibiki.  “Rather than simply concentrate her power base in one location, DancingQueen hit upon the idea of spreading her figurines to other locations across the world.  By selling them, she could even make a profit in the process!  Upon activation of a certain signal, these puppets would then rise up against their supposed masters, causing havoc and confusing the civil authorities while she makes her bid to take over the world.  She is obviously a kugutsujutsu user of some proficiency, though we have not figured out how she intended to activate the figurines from such extreme distances.”

The raid, though swift, did not manage to capture DancingQueen herself.  Police dispatched to the scene were alarmed to find that what they had arrested was really a dakimakura with a print of Kamina on it.  This reporter was unable to verify rumors that Kamina was displeased at being mistaken for the female DancingQueen, repeatedly shouting, “Who the hell do you think I am?!”

Published in: on April 6, 2009 at 8:21 AM  Comments (7)  
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Spring Season Twitter Preview

The Spring season of Twitter promises to bring new and exciting character developments.

I’ll be watching the following shows:

Benu – The revered sensei of blogging is caught in a sudden scandal when a stranger appears claiming to be his long-lost manservant.  What is the grudge that this man from Benu’s past bears, and what secret does this stranger hold?

Owen_S – When a girl from the past calls upon Owen, he is caught between his IRC, blog, and real world personalities. How will he act? What will he do? Will the real face of Owen finally be revealed?

WildArmsHeeroWAH has moved to Japan this season, as its protagonist takes his burning Japanophilia to the next level. He faces all-new challenges in the form of crammed trains, mysterious women from imageboards wanting to meet in person, and danmaku shops threatening to deplete his funds. Ganbatte!

DancingQueen_DQ – What will happen after the unthinkable happens? Our heroine finds herself in the unheard-of position of not having male suitors, after her magical seifuku’s powers mysteriously fade. Will she undertake a perilous quest to reignite her moe aura, or will she decide that her days of fighting for love and justice are over? Find out in this brand-new season of Magical Sailor Dancing Queen!

Zaitcev – Like Tsubasa River Chronicle, this show is best thought of as a sampling of and commentary upon other shows. Author alternately praises and damns – sometimes within the same sentence – leaving viewers guessing as to what will happen next.

What dorama will you be watching?

Published in: on April 4, 2009 at 5:36 AM  Comments (10)  
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