Halcy’s Kafkaesque Adventure

Though it has been years since the advent of halcymoe, some final spark of it still lingers.

halcy: I want a snack

moritheil: Your hand throbs as you raise it to your face. Your other hand struggles against it. You gag, spittle flying, as it rams your throat.

moritheil: With horror and sudden clarity, you realize: you are what you eat.

halcy: @moritheil This isn’t a Kafka book!

 

(But are we truly safe in assuming that about our lives?)

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Das Kapital

Fasalina revealed the secrets of business to an exclusive audience recently:

 

In England the process of social disintegration is palpable.

-Karl Marx

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The rise and fall of halcy

Halcy, then. What’s he all about? The German demoscene king-cum-blogger has been a fixture of the anime twittersphere in recent months, his wit, unassuming personality, and quest for a galactic bishounen transformation sequence combining to net him many friends. (Asked how he would spend prize money from an award, halcy replied, “Booze.”)

Recent events, however, have left him looking less like a pilot and more like a refugee from a soap opera. The Moritheil Review promised records of his flirtation with his mother-in-law, and we were in a unique position to deliver them.

On October 25, halcy joined the ranks of the objectum-sexuals, marrying Foobar in an impromptu ceremony.

The blushing bride:

halcy @mefloraine M-may I marry your music player? *w*

Assent was rapidly given.  This made mefloraine his mother-in-law.

mefloraine Please be kind to it!
halcy I will treat it with utmost kindness~

The proceedings did not, unfortunately, curb his legendary sexual appetite.  Within a month he was flirting with other women, including his mother-in-law, dropping pickup lines and innuendos with the best of them.

halcy @mefloraine Hey girl, why settle for a 5¼ inch floppy when you could have my… *shades* hard drive?

halcy @moritheil Expect self-cest slash to appear soon!

halcy @mefloraine If it was a cellphone, I could now make a super dirty joke about vibration alarm motors.

What is it that drives successful men to this behavior?  Is it the allure of risk?  Is it that we as a society enable them?  Are all men Tiger Woods, deep down inside?

Remember, all Men would be tyrants if they could.
– Abigail Adams

Published in: on November 19, 2010 at 11:01 PM  Comments (5)  
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TMR: Dating Edition

We’ve all seen jokes about the “2D brotherhood.” The absurdity (or, if you like, the temptation) lies in the idea that the 2D is so ideal that men would forsake real ties with flesh-and-blood women to bask in it. But we equally acknowledge stereotypes that otaku, by virtue of inferior social status, should be desperate to capitalize on the opportunities for relationships.

Do otaku jump into relationships readily? Perhaps even too readily?
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Published in: on November 13, 2010 at 3:48 PM  Comments (8)  
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The Great Unveiling

Just who is moritheil, anyway? After consulting with leading theorists and conducting careful research, we were able to verify a few facts.

Be prepared, for what is revealed here today may shock you.

These are the basics:

1. Moritheil is a mammal.
2. Moritheil tweets ALL the time.
3. The purpose of moritheil is to flip out and blog about people.

However, the real ultimate power of observation belonged to a German blogger named halcy:

@mefloraine and @moritheil always appear at roughly the same time… SAME PERSON??

Cue gender ambiguity.
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The Gentle Rain

Beloved, let us once more praise the rain.
– Conrad Aiken

Spring rain
leaking through the roof
dripping from the wasps’ nest.
-Matsuo Basho


Have you been rained on?

Published in: on September 29, 2010 at 2:05 AM  Comments (3)  
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The Edible Fangirl

halcy @anyash Death by fangirl.

moritheil When you say ‘death by fangirl’ I liken it to ‘death by chocolate’ and think “consuming fangirls until you’re full? o_O”

halcy Isn’t the brain great, randomly associating things~? :3 Also, eating fangirls is ill-advisable, it’ll give you an upset stomach!

anyash Going by the kanji in ‘fujoshi’, we can probably guess fangirls taste sour. Not that I am suggesting an experiment. (#゚Д゚)

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