Drinking like a baller, encouraging the hustle, and buying 60’s Impalas: 8dayswithoutme is the new Eazy E.
look, folks, I happen to think usury is WRONG. last time I checked? those 18%+ interest rates? yep, pretty sure that qualifies as usury
I pulled up in a ‘64 impala
when I say “impala” I mean “impala circa 196x”
They greet me with a blu-ray and I start watching
ok, hmm, think I’ll get meself a house and then populate it with anibloggers. good times.
from the DAI SHOKKU, my heart starts stopping
Gotta get Posey to rock that body
before I left, I hit the Bacardi
so, best part of the ceremony was obv when the bride turned to me, frowned, and said, “y’know, I was actually in love w/u in college”
so I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave
She started talkin shit; wouldn’t you know
I reached back like a pimp, and I slapped the hoe!
maybe I flunked the sexual harassment/assault prevention eval because I was too busy pairing off two of the women in it
you’re not that far away; I could kick your ass in person!
all the contention about libraries makes me want to go out and get a shotgun. I get so incoherent.
knowin’ nothing in life but to be legit
ok, more booze last night, sucked [a guy]’s fingers at a table in a bar WHOOPS
dont quote me boy; I ain’t said shit
um um um would you like to skype with me sometime? Uguuuuuu