Holy War

Have you ever fought to protect what is right?

Have you ever known something to be so good and pure that it was worth sacrificing for?

For one man and his followers, the answer is yes.  And that thing worth protecting . . . is breasts.

pantherrh Calling for all Boob Warriors on Twitter, unite! We will beat down these insidious DFC lovers!

pantherrh Time for THE CHEST WARS! RT if you care/want to join! – http://bit.ly/cHkgoU

This call to action galvanized the Twitter community.  Battle lines were drawn.  Embattled lolicon shinn87 was quick to point out the uneven nature of the fight:

shinn87 All you have to do is cower behind the conformists, so it’s not a fair fight.

drmchsr0 @shinn87 No shinn, it means you need a massive TIT infusion.

Aspergers was also quick to take a stand – perhaps the first of many.

Brave warriors, you hold the future in your hands.

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  1. IMMA ON A JIHAD

    • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR

  2. …The Fuck?

    Now I’m in the Review TWICE.

    This is way more surreal than Conan O’Brien’s non-existent Twitter account.

  3. Some sort of elaborate trap to make me voice my opinion so that the Australia government will come after me.

    • Hiding behind supposed fear of government in order not to get himself banned. Pffft. This is not the Shin I know.

  4. […] is this Holy War? This is wrong, my friends. Big boobs versus small boobs? No. Don’t be silly. Boobs are not […]

  5. […] faction unveils anthem Yet another blow has been struck in the Internet’s burgeoning holy war that pits “delicious flat chest lovers” against “tit lovers.”  In a […]

  6. delicious fat chest is only a l away from delicious flat chest.

  7. As I wrote last time, needs more bakunyuu ondo

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E7%88%86%E4%B9%B3%E9%9F%B3%E9%A0%AD&search_type=&aq=f

  8. […] are good for you For all its ferocity, the Internet’s holy war over breasts has no lack of neutrals.  Bloggers who choose to side with neither DFC lovers nor […]

  9. […] in the Janette-Rakuen dispute, has announced her retirement.  Panther, faction leader in the Oppai War, is questioning his place in things now that DFC leader Shinn87 has apparently converted to the […]

  10. […] breasts, there is no paradise What sounds like a line of propaganda from the Oppai Taisen is actually the title of a multimillion-dollar production at an international media […]

  11. […] Nanopulp pondered the mysteries of song recently. DFC lover pettanpettan was on hand to sing the glories of flat chests. […]

  12. […] if there are people that really want to declare jihad based on anime tastes, I would consider that more a sign of not having pressing concerns in real […]

  13. […] a break in the fighting, the Breast Wars have seen another fight recently: Myst1ord and Omonomono clashed over their differing opinions on […]


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