If love is war, how do you conduct a guerilla love campaign?
Readers of moritheil were asked this very important question, and their most enlightened responses follow:
First, the inestimable Shawn Butts replied, “With lots of lube?”
Veejay dj_tama left detailed instructions:
Simple. You scout the target, attack with the element of surprise, finish your mission and escape, and leave your target a mess.
Pont1fus was an inquiring mind:
I also want to know. RT @moritheil If love is war, how do you conduct a guerilla love campaign?
MariKurisato questioned the premise, asking, “Is love war?” (This, of course, was in direct contravention of the teachings of Hatsune Miku-no-Kami.)
“Stalking?” was neito’s succinct reply.
OmegaDogma was almost as brief, suggesting one night stands.
Daring to pun, jeffalopolis instructed,
well first you get a banana…next you break into the zoo…
A-kon photoreporter CallMeQuell noted,
Love may be war—but let’s hope in love, unlike in war, bullheaded determination wins out over strategy. Otherwise, I’m screwed.
Otakureview had a definite solution:
I believe that’s called stalking heh
Not to be outdone, lelangir offered: