Purity

Purity, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

beholder

After a post by ghostlightning that he would soon increase the next generation of otaku by one, Zen monk shinn87 mused that the prospective father would be getting his very own loli.

Shinn87 is no stranger to provocative statements designed to bring the reader closer to enlightenment, and his twitter feed is full of koans.  “Do not lick a man’s armpit thinking that it is his wife’s,” he writes. Essential conduct for polite company, or deeper statement about the nature of reality?

In a situation even pontifus had no words for, Shinn87 stepped up to speak. Ghostlightning knew that this was no simple statement to be taken at face value.  After a pause, he responded with a profession of shinn87’s purity.

Let us congratulate ghostlightning, and endeavor to contemplate the deep truths conveyed to us in shinn87’s tweets.

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Published in: on May 15, 2009 at 3:44 PM  Comments (10)  
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  1. THAT IS PROBABLY THE MOST AWESOME PIC OF A BEHOLDER I HAVE EVER SEEN. I’M STILL IN AWE.

    • Clearly, you failed your save against the “charm person” eye.

      • Failing saving throws is what I do best. Rolling ‘1s’ on twenty-sided dice is what I do best.

  2. Don’t forget: http://twitter.com/shinn87/status/1508430215

  3. LOL Pontifus was talking about the finale of Diebuster!

    • Aha. It looked like part of the flood of well-wishing. Just as well.

  4. I have this bad habit of spouting the first thing that crosses my mind. And to think I was going to ask GL to make me the Godfather ):

  5. […] Loneliness abounds on Twitter, and with it, improbable pairings. So powerful was shinn87’s earlier suggestion of moe daughters that it has struck a chord with many throughout the blogosphere, causing them to […]

  6. […] right. Zen monk, mad philosopher, and socially inappropriate tweeter shinn87 has once again done something so bold that attention must be paid. Here it’s a manifesto on how he not only loves loli […]


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