NEETs in the Hood

With thanks to Wah and ExecutiveOtaku
(and apologies to Eazy-E:)

Woke up quick, at about noon.
Just thought that I had to be in Warcraft soon…
Gotta get drunk, before the raid begins,
before my mom starts talkin’ about my friends.

About to go and damn near went blind,
young nightelves on the path thrown’ up guild signs…
I went in the hall to take count
with my epic on the side of my mount

Bailed outside and I pointed my weapon -
just as I thought, the noobs kept steppin‘
I jumped in the fray, hit the juice on my ride;
I got front and back, side to side.

Then I let the Dranei dance!
I was spamming out spells in a healing trance
I put, ‘Greyfoo, Greyfoo’ at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin’ like this . . .