Forgot About Fennec

anya_fennec: orange forgot about me ~_~ my life has no meaning

Ya’ll know me still the same ol’ trap
But I been low key
Hated on by most otaku
With no cheese, no deals and no G’s, no wheels and all crap
No aliens, no time travelers and no elves
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my nendroids with shelves
Got a dakimakura and it’s all full of holes
To add to the wall full of scrolls
Hangin up in the office in back of my house like gold
But ya’ll think I’m gonna let my blog freeze
Ho Please!
You better bow down on both knees!
Who you think leeches when you up seeds?
Who you think came after the OGs?
Icystorm, Lolikit, Metanorn and R-A-N-D-O-M C?
(And a group that said muthafuck the blog scene)
Gave you a tape full of chiptunes
To bump when you scroll through songs on Zune?
And when your RSS subs drop too soon
Who’s the fennec that they told you to go see?
Ya’ll better listen up closely
All you otaku that said that I turned gay
All obsessed with the ho yay
Ya’ll are the reason Fennec ain’t been getting no sleep!
So fuck ya’ll all of ya’ll
If ya’ll don’t like me blow me
Ya’ll are gonna keep fuckin around with me
And turn me back to the old me

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got a template of phrenic
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of hypocrites
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Fennec

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got a template of phrenic
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Fennec

Art by glaceon

-With apologies to Dr. Dre and Eminem

The Great Unveiling

Just who is moritheil, anyway? After consulting with leading theorists and conducting careful research, we were able to verify a few facts.

Be prepared, for what is revealed here today may shock you.

These are the basics:

1. Moritheil is a mammal.
2. Moritheil tweets ALL the time.
3. The purpose of moritheil is to flip out and blog about people.

However, the real ultimate power of observation belonged to a German blogger named halcy:

@mefloraine and @moritheil always appear at roughly the same time… SAME PERSON??

Cue gender ambiguity.

THAT trap hitched

Before Hideyoshi, before shinn87, before lolikitsune, people knew who you referred to when you said “that aniblogging trap.” Impz was the undisputed master of his craft, and across the globe, men and women alike openly pined for his soft touch.  His widely acknowledged sex appeal secured him an appearance in the RenAi Blogger visual novel and spawned the fan site Everyone’s Gay for Impz.

Now, however, Impz fans will no longer be able to entertain fantasies of a future with him.  Just hours ago in a post at THAT Anime Blog, Impz announced his marriage to otome gamer Thirteensugars. Thirteensugars’ blog entry on March 30th goes into further detail about the March 26 wedding, which took some of Impz’s own staff by surprise.

Dorama Marches On

When the cat’s away, the mice will play – and when moritheil’s at Otakon, Twitter heats up with dorama!  Did you think that the Summer Season wouldn’t have anything to follow?  Who the hell do you think we are?

Crusader of THAT Anime Blog posts:

I am lazy, but you are both lazy and a sellout…how many moons has it been since you last posted on your own?

Undaunted, Extrange fires back:

@thatblog 1 week. :3