Halcy, then. What’s he all about? The German demoscene king-cum-blogger has been a fixture of the anime twittersphere in recent months, his wit, unassuming personality, and quest for a galactic bishounen transformation sequence combining to net him many friends. (Asked how he would spend prize money from an award, halcy replied, “Booze.”)
Recent events, however, have left him looking less like a pilot and more like a refugee from a soap opera. The Moritheil Review promised records of his flirtation with his mother-in-law, and we were in a unique position to deliver them.
On October 25, halcy joined the ranks of the objectum-sexuals, marrying Foobar in an impromptu ceremony.
The blushing bride:
Assent was rapidly given. This made mefloraine his mother-in-law.
The proceedings did not, unfortunately, curb his legendary sexual appetite. Within a month he was flirting with other women, including his mother-in-law, dropping pickup lines and innuendos with the best of them.
What is it that drives successful men to this behavior? Is it the allure of risk? Is it that we as a society enable them? Are all men Tiger Woods, deep down inside?
Remember, all Men would be tyrants if they could.
- Abigail Adams